1. You happily spend a Saturday night creating an excel spreadsheet of your birding life list.
2. You find a moth in your apartment. You name him “Charlie”. You talk at length with him about your day.
3. You are crushed when you find Charlie’s dead body in a houseplant a week later.
4. You yell “Yay! Bedtime!” every night because sleep is a break from being angry and/or sad. Until # 5 happens.
5. You have a dream that you are carving an ex-boyfriend’s head as though it were a Thanksgiving turkey.
6. After months of trial and error, you’ve figured out which of the 5 spatulas you own is the perfect spatula for scratching your back.
7. Your new favorite iPhone game is called “Neko Atsume”, which means “cat collecting” in Japanese.
8. Your find yourself halfheartedly sexting with a guy from New Delhi, while vacuuming.
9. You are so totally on board with the mindfulness coloring book fad.
10. You are on two dating websites, but almost never log on to them for fear it will lead to a date.
More Food, Less Pain,